Warning: Sock Hoarding Recovery Plan In Progress

For those who've lost all sense of reason and have filled their closets with an alarming amount of socks, we offer this recovery plan.

Step 1: Admitting the Problem

Recognize the signs of sock hoarding:

• Multiple pairs of socks with missing mates
• Socks of varying sizes and colors, but mostly just black
• Unfamiliarity with the concept of "matching socks"

Step 2: Sorting and Purging

Separate socks by type (e.g., athletic, dress, and "that one weird pair from college") and purge the ones that are worn out or smell funny.

Step 3: Building a Sock Budget

Set realistic expectations for sock purchases, considering factors like "sock lifespan" and "social norms."